Pick a name, or describe the evening
Choose from the board, or say what the evening is, a long dinner, an hour after a late train, a quiet night in London Fields, and Nell names two or three who suit it.
BookingEastbound · from £250 an hour
Four steps, one message, a written answer
There is no form on this site and no account to make. You write, Nell answers, and the whole thing is settled in about ten minutes. Here is exactly what happens in between.
4 stops
From one message to the door
One message with six things in it
The name, the day, the start time, how many hours, where you are, and whether it is a hotel or a flat. Send it on WhatsApp or Telegram, whichever you already have open.
Three facts checked once
Whose name the room is held under, which hotel, which room number. For a flat it is the address, the buzzer name and the floor. It takes a minute, everybody does it, and it is never asked about again.
Confirmed in writing, then she travels
The reply names her, the figure and the minute she will be at the door. She comes by road, dressed for the room you described, and you settle with her in person when she arrives.
The booking line · copy it, fill in the brackets, send it
Hello, I would like to book [name] on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name], and will share the room number on confirmation.
Notice 02
How long it takes
Ten to fifteen minutes to get an answer, at any hour. From confirmation, most of the districts on this site are inside the hour, Shoreditch and Bethnal Green rather quicker and the far end of E14 rather slower. Nell quotes the real arrival time rather than the one that sounds best.
Notice 03
What you never have to do
Give a real name if you would rather not. Explain why you are in London, or what the evening is for. Screenshots, references and photographs of yourself are not asked for and would not be looked at if you sent them.
What we do ask is that the three facts in step three are accurate, because they are the only thing standing between a companion and an address she cannot verify.
Notice 04
If something changes
Write. A booking moved three hours or more ahead of time costs nothing, and moving one is usually easier than you expect. Inside two hours, half the figure stands. The full terms are on the rates page and the short version is that we would rather have the evening than the argument.
Before you travel
Questions, answered plainly
01Can I book for tonight?
Yes, and most people do. Write with an hour in mind and Nell comes back with either that hour or the nearest one she can actually deliver.
02How far ahead can I book?
Weeks, if you want a particular name for a particular date. Anything further out than a month gets a note in the book and a confirmation nearer the time.
03Must I give you my own name?
No. You need to give the name the room is held under so that she is not standing in a lobby asking for somebody who does not exist. That is all.
04WhatsApp or Telegram?
Either. Both reach the same desk and the same person, and neither is faster than the other. Use whichever is already on your phone.
05What if she is late?
You are told, at the time, with a new arrival time rather than an apology and silence. If it is bad enough to spoil the evening, the booking is cancelled at our end and you owe nothing.
Last call
The trains stop. We do not.
One message with the date, the time and the postcode, and the rest of the night is arranged quietly, anywhere from Hoxton down to the basin at Limehouse.