18+ Adults onlyEastbound E1 to E14Open 24/7Outcall in 30 to 45 minTime and companionship only

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Patricia, companion in Bethnal Green, LondonMet by the desk
The Board · carriage 18 of 28On service today · Dinner dates and evenings, E2

Patricia, companion in Bethnal Green

Auburn brown hair, a level gaze and a talent for the long table.

Age
28
An hour opens at
£250
Arrives
Hotels and flats, outcall only
On file · checked by the deskCarriage 18
Height
172 cm
Hair
long auburn brown
Eyes
brown
Figure
slim
Languages
English
Taken for this site · faces softened, no nudity

04 frames through the window

Notice 01

About Patricia

Patricia knows Hackney Road the way locals know it, which is to say by the good doors rather than the postcode. Slim, 172 cm. Auburn brown hair, long. Dark brown eyes, and a level way of looking at people that heads off the usual nonsense before it begins. What she wears manages to look plain and expensive without being either: a well cut dress, a coat to the knee, one ring.

Late twenties, fluent English, and better at dinner than almost anyone in this book. Patricia keeps a conversation moving without taking it over, which is a real skill and a rare one. She grew up around markets and still shops like it, she is sceptical of anything described as a concept, and she has a dry, level laugh that turns up at the end of her own sentences.

The Marksman on Hackney Road is her room: a proper pub downstairs and a dining room up the stairs where the tables are big and the food is serious. She will take the upstairs booking every time. Afterwards it is ten minutes on foot to Columbia Road or two stops on the Central line into the City. She lives in Belgravia, comes east by road, and says the journey is forty minutes and entirely her own problem.

Bethnal Green is one stop from Liverpool Street with an all night Central line service at weekends, which makes late evenings simple here. The fares are on rates. Send booking a day and an hour and Nell confirms the table and the time together.

Worth knowing
  • Bethnal Green, E2, Hackney Road side
  • Slim, 172 cm
  • Two minutes from Bethnal Green, Central line
  • Hair long and auburn brown; eyes brown
  • Late twenties
Notice 02

Booking her

Send the desk a time, a length and an address, and Nell will confirm in writing before Patricia travels. Dinner bookings here want a little notice, since the good upstairs tables go early in the week.

Every figure she works to is public on the board, and the steps sit on the booking page.

One hour, from£250
Ninety minutes£400
Two hours£500
Three hours£700
Dinner date, four hours£900
Overnight, ten hours£1,800
WeekendPOA
Travel and cancellation lines sit on the full board.
Notice 03

An evening with Patricia

The upstairs room is the whole plan. Big tables, low ceiling, a menu built around three or four things done thoroughly, and a noise level that lets a conversation get somewhere. Patricia orders early and then gives the evening her full attention, which counts for a good deal in a city where everybody is half elsewhere.

A table is where she is best, and she knows it. Expect to be asked about your work in a way that is actually interested rather than polite, and to be argued with once. Afterwards the streets behind the road are silent by eleven, old terraces and converted workshops with their blinds up, and the walk down to the station takes eight minutes. If you are at the hotel by the town hall it is closer than that, and she will time it to the minute.

Before you travel

Patricia, on the record

01Upstairs or downstairs?

Upstairs, always. The bar is lovely for half an hour but you cannot have a proper conversation standing up. I ask for the corner of the long table, order whatever takes the kitchen longest, and settle in.

02What do you make of the E2 conversions?

Beautiful ceilings, terrible kitchens. I have been in about a dozen and I would still take one tomorrow.

03How far in advance do you fill up?

A day or two for dinner, less for a later evening. The desk will tell you honestly rather than string you along.

In the margin

What people wrote back

Nothing written up yetThe column for Patricia is still blank, which is usually what discretion looks like. A note goes up here only when a client sends one in writing, she agrees to it, and the desk has checked it reads as a first name, a month and nothing private.
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