Fifteen brunettes, sorted by shade
More than half the roster, which is what happens when a book is filled from east London rather than from a casting call. Brown hair covers a great deal of ground, so this page is sorted by shade rather than left in a heap: sun kissed at one end, espresso at the other, and a good deal of chestnut and dark brown in the middle.
Every colour here is described as it actually is, unlit and without a filter, and the heights come from the same tape as every other page on this site. Read two or three of the groups below and you will have a shortlist of four rather than fifteen, which is a much better message to send the desk.
Brunettes, on the board
Bianka
23 · Knightsbridge
Jasmin
22 · Soho
Laura
25 · Paddington
Liana
28 · Bow
Lucy
24 · Aldgate
Margo
31 · Limehouse
Michelle
27 · Shoreditch
Molly
24 · Hackney
Rosa
25 · Whitechapel
Samanta
27 · Bow
Sonya
32 · Aldgate
Stacy
22 · Liverpool Street
Tiffany
24 · Shoreditch
Tina
26 · Hackney
Vanessa
25 · Bethnal Green
Light brown, sun kissed
Bianka is light brown going almost gold at the ends, hazel eyes that turn green under a low lamp, curvy at 165 cm, and anchored on Hoxton Square. Laura carries a sun kissed streak through light brown, green eyes, athletic at 169 cm, and treats Whitechapel as home ground. Vanessa is sandy brown lifted with balayage, hazel eyed, slim at 173 cm, and stands very straight.
Chestnut
Jasmin wears chestnut brown long and poker straight, petite at 160 cm, and is the fastest walker on the roster. Liana is the same shade on a slim 167 cm frame and speaks at half the pace of her district. Rosa is chestnut too, but tightly curled, curvy at 160 cm, and the most curious person in any room she enters.
Dark brown, worn straight
Michelle is dark brown, long and straight, curvy at 173 cm, and calm enough to lower the volume of a room. Samanta is the same colour at 174 cm and slim with it, carrying the height lightly. Sonya is dark brown and straight on a compact athletic 162 cm frame, hazel eyed and the least decorated person at any table. Margo is slim at 166 cm, straight dark brown, and back in the middle of October.
Dark brown, with a curl or a wave
Lucy has dark brown hair that curls of its own accord, slender at 163 cm, and very little patience for small talk. Molly is dark brown and properly wavy once the weather gets to it, curvy at 164 cm, and will have you talking about your family by the second drink. Both work the kind of evening that improves after the first hour rather than starting at its peak.
The darkest end, short of black
Stacy is near black brown, slim at 176 cm, watchful before she is talkative, and back on the third of October. Tiffany is chocolate brown, small framed at 169 cm so the height only registers when she stands, and punctual to the minute. Tina is espresso brown, athletic, 158 cm, and the reason an evening in E8 goes on longer than anybody planned.
What this page does not tell you
Which of the fifteen you would actually enjoy. Shade sorts a roster, temperament fills an evening, and the two have nothing to do with each other. Nothing here is graded, nobody is ranked, and no woman on this list is a version of another one. The colours are as described in daylight and the heights are taken without heels.
Cutting fifteen down to two
Cross this page with a frame or an age and the number drops fast. Six of these fifteen are on slim and slender, four on curvaceous and three on toned and athletic. By age, seven sit on late twenties. Tell booking a shade, a length and a postcode and Nell will come back with two names and the reason for each. Figures start at £250 on rates.
Other shortlists
The trains stop. We do not.
One message with the date, the time and the postcode, and the rest of the night is arranged quietly, anywhere from Hoxton down to the basin at Limehouse.